威少：我可能失误可能打铁也可能抢断扣篮 我接受自己并全力以赴

[–]Raptors Goodoldmarty91 4657 points 11 hours ago

I respect the luck build

猛龙球迷：我对威少这种信命流打法，把天赋全点在暴击率上的梭哈型智慧，致以最崇高的敬意！！

[–]Warriors PENGUINSflyGOOD 1352 points 10 hours ago

westbrook is the misprint joker in balatro

勇士球迷：威少是盗版约基奇！

[–]Raptors whiiskio 382 points 10 hours ago

Russ skipping straight to the Boss Blind every time and going full send on a face down hand lol

猛龙球迷：

威少这人怎么形容呢，就是…

斗地主时，无视手牌，楞枪地主！

打游戏时，一遇boss，技能全交！

的愣头青，哈哈哈！！！

[–]Tampa Bay Raptors Mr_E_Nigma_Solver 85 points 9 hours ago

That's a very Russ playthrough.

球迷：如上，我称之为“威少流“打法！

[–]Hornets tandtz 31 points 8 hours ago

Russ plays High Card hands cycling for a Flush Five

黄蜂球迷：威少打麻将专胡清一色！！（要么输上一整晚，要么胡一把大的。）

[–]Rich-Bridge945 1319 points 11 hours ago*

"when i play basketball, i might do anything....i might dribble, i might pass, i might shoot, i might fake any of those"

球迷：威少：“夫打球，讲究无招胜有招！吾忽而运球，忽而传球，忽而投篮，忽而全身破绽，使敌我双方均摸不着头脑也。。。”

[–]lochmoigh1 279 points 11 hours ago

"I might get a fan tossed, I might dribble the ball off my foot"

“吾忽而投篮砸伤球迷脑袋，忽而运球砸于自个儿脚上。”

[–]Spurs superrealaccount2 95 points 9 hours ago

"I might travel with the ball 5 or 6 steps"

“吾忽而凌波微…个五到六…步。”

[–]mrstevewoah 3334 points 11 hours ago

Self aware Russ is dangerous league fucked

球迷：逆练九阴真经后“悟道”的威少相当危险，联盟要完蛋了！！

[-]Timberwolves Expensive_Middle9521 399 points 11 hours ago

All these years later still fucking love Westbrook. There’s something basketball pure about this dude that is RARE.

森林狼球迷：这么多年我还是那么爱威少！！他的体内藏着篮球最原始的纯粹，真的太珍贵了！！